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Ten Things Silly Mummy Has Actually Said

10 Things Silly Mummy Has Actually Said

  1. ‘The Toddler, don’t ride The Baby, please.’
  2. ‘The Baby doesn’t want a rhino on her head at the moment.’
  3. ‘Sweetheart, the little girl and her mummy don’t want to do the Hokey Cokey…No, we’re not doing the Hokey Cokey now…No: no “in out”.’
  4. ‘You want to phone Grandad’s doggies? Doggies aren’t very good at phone calls.’
  5. ‘No, The Baby, you can’t chew the cat!’
  6. ‘Yes, it’s raisins on a bus. Where do you think they’re going?’
  7. ‘I can’t sing that, darling. That’s not a song, it’s a hot air balloon.’
  8. ‘The cat doesn’t want a plastic banana, a toy remote, a spoon, or a small fluffy dinosaur, thank you, The Toddler.’
  9. ‘What’s that noisy? Well, that would be your bottom.’
  10. ‘Don’t wipe the cat. She doesn’t like it.’

 
 
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