Ten Things Silly Mummy Has Actually Said

10 Things Silly Mummy Has Actually Said

  1. ‘The Toddler, don’t ride The Baby, please.’
  2. ‘The Baby doesn’t want a rhino on her head at the moment.’
  3. ‘Sweetheart, the little girl and her mummy don’t want to do the Hokey Cokey…No, we’re not doing the Hokey Cokey now…No: no “in out”.’
  4. ‘You want to phone Grandad’s doggies? Doggies aren’t very good at phone calls.’
  5. ‘No, The Baby, you can’t chew the cat!’
  6. ‘Yes, it’s raisins on a bus. Where do you think they’re going?’
  7. ‘I can’t sing that, darling. That’s not a song, it’s a hot air balloon.’
  8. ‘The cat doesn’t want a plastic banana, a toy remote, a spoon, or a small fluffy dinosaur, thank you, The Toddler.’
  9. ‘What’s that noisy? Well, that would be your bottom.’
  10. ‘Don’t wipe the cat. She doesn’t like it.’

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  1. Aww, toddlers do get up to so much mischief don’t they πŸ™‚ Laughed at the idea of your toddler riding the baby, that must not have been too comfortable for the tiny one! πŸ™‚ #thelist

    • Silly Mummy says:

      Poor pets. One day they are quietly minding their own business, & the next thing they know babies happen to them. Thanks for reading!

  2. martyn says:

    Haha this is brilliant. Loved this. Mine has been “no the dog doesn’t want to drink out of a baby bottle” thanks for linking up with us on the #bigfatlinky hope to see you there this week.

    • Silly Mummy says:

      Thank you! They are indeed – & I don’t think the cat ever thought being scrubbed with a baby wipe was a likely threat to her either! Thanks for reading!

  3. Mama Zen says:

    Haha! Love it. particularly how polite and calm you sound when confronted with you toddler riding the baby! brilliant, Ps random comment but LOVE the font you are using on your blog. It makes a nice read xx #AnythingGoes

    • Silly Mummy says:

      Yes, I think it is important to tackle toddler riding baby situations in a calm and orderly fashion! Thank you! My mum objects to this font, but I am ignoring that! It’s a google font called love ya like a sister! Thanks for popping by!

  4. Sarah norris says:

    my most recent was ‘thank you, but I really don’t want a knight with a spear up my nose ! Or in my ear, no, not the other ear either !’
    It is amazing what you find yourself saying, but the craziness of it helps keep the insanity at bay (mostly !)
    Lovely post,
    Sarah xxx

    • Silly Mummy says:

      Haha – that’s brilliant! Surely you want a knight with a spear in at least one ear, though?! I just like to marvel at how surreal conversations become! Thanks for popping by!

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