The Tory Family (An Addams Family Parody)

Now, I’m not saying the Tory Party are ghoulish or anything…but I have rewritten the Addams Family theme song for them.

Altogether now, start snapping your fingers…

 
 
The Tory Family

They’re greedy and they’re sleazy
Nefarious and sneaky
They make us all uneasy
The Tory Family

The snap election was conceited
They nearly were defeated
Now they’re feeling sheepish
The Tory Family

So support the opposition
And treat with great suspicion
May’s chaotic ‘coalition’
The Tory Family

They’re greedy and they’re sleazy
Nefarious and sneaky
They make us all uneasy
The Tory Family

13 comments

  1. Helen says:

    Haha, you are clever! They are sneaky and greedy. Although I hadn’t realised how akin to the Addams family they really are. #FridayFrolics

  2. haha … very clever. I don’t trust her. She is very sneaky. She’s weak but is somehow still in power – it boggles the mind.
    That said, I live in Africa so if you don’t want her there, we’ll take here here over the Mugabe’s, Zumas and Guptas anytime. Now that really is a shit show!
    #fridayfrolics

  3. Emma says:

    Nooooo, now this will be in my head. How could you do this?! I am trying to bury my head in the sand and ignore May and her Tory Adam’s family. Brilliant post 🙂 #FridayFrolics

  4. Oh, it flows so well and I can hear the music and the snapping! Brilliant! If you are feeling mad, try a go at the white house, where mr t is wreaking havoc and we are all losing our minds! Love This! #FridayFrolics <3

  5. Lucy At Home says:

    This made me chuckle – so much so, I just sang it to my hubby who wanted to know what I was sniggering at! Brilliant!

    And congratulations because someone loved this post so much, they added it to the #blogcrush linky – feel free to collect your blog badge 🙂 #blogcrush

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